I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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