Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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