Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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