okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
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