hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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