And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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