I cut my penus on the lid.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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