Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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