I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think people are normalizing furries
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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