Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"