Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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