No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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