its not stalking. its research.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
pray to the hookup gods
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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