FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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