I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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