Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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