I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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