Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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