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The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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