we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
sex in a hospital.. check
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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