his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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