I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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