I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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