from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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