Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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