I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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