That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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