It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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