wanna go halves on a baby?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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