You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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