do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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