So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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