Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You took a bar mat shot.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
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HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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