The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
40s are totally the cure
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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