So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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