If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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