literally had 100 drinks last night.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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