I'm laying in your front yard are you home
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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