We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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