This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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