You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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