I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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