No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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