Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
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She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
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I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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