There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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