But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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