Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I looked at my own cervix.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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