at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You were trust falling into bushes
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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