I'm going to jail i love you
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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