One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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