11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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