nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
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Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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