But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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