Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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